the monster under my bed

Van egy pici háziállatom: egy óriási világosbarna pók a wc-n. De tényleg nagyon nagy, ha megmozdulna, nem tudnám, merre meneküljek.

Mikor először megláttam a sarokban, a szívbaj majd’ utólért. De muszáj volt budizzak, ezért illedelmesen eltűrtem jelenlétét és elvégeztem dolgomat. Gondosan becsuktam az ajtót, nehogy ellátogasson a szobámba… Majd alaposan megvizsgáltam az ajtóm alatti helyet, vajon át tudna-e bújni alatta?

Később mikor arra jártam, már nem volt ott. Majd a plafonon pillantottam meg. Aztán megint elbújt. Ma előjött valahonnan, újból a plafonon feszített, mikor leültem a wc kagylóra.

Nem merném megpróbálni kinyomni a belit, mert nem akarom látni mászkálni… Ha megmozdulna, nagyon félnék tőle, mintha megszemélyesülne, támadna.

Tehát mélységesen tiszteljük egymást: én hagyom őt élni, ő meg pár percig lefagy, mikor én használom a wc-t.

Nagyon kedves részéről, hogy ilyen illedelmes nyolclábú. Remélem békében fogunk élni, míg el nem költözik valamelyikünk.

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Am un animăluţ de casă: un păianjen uriaş maroniu la wc. Dar e chiar foarte mare, dacă s-ar mişca, n-aş mai şti pe unde s-o iau la fugă.

Când l-am văzut prima oară în colţ, era să fac infarct. Dar trebuia neapărat să… ştii tu, deci am tolerat cuviincios prezenţa sa şi mi-am făcut treaba. Am închis uşa cu grijă, să nu cumva să mă viziteze… Apoi am inspectat temeinic în camera mea, oare ar putea să se strecoare prin locul de sub uşă?

Mai târziu când m-am dus, nu mai era acolo. Ulterior l-am zărit pe plafon. Pe urmă iar s-a ascuns. Azi a reapărut, atârna pe plafon, când m-am aşezat pe wc.

N-aş avea curajul să-i scot maţele, fiindcă nu vreau să-l văd mişcându-se... Dacă s-ar mişca, mi-ar fi foarte teamă de el, de parcă s-ar personifica sau ar ataca.

Deci ne respectăm profund reciproc: eu îl las să trăiască şi el nu mişcă atunci când eu folosesc wc-ul.

E foarte drăguţ din partea sa că e o arahnidă aşa de politicoasă. Sper că vom trăi în pace până când se mută vreunul dintre noi.

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I have a tiny pet: a huge light brown spider in the toilet. But it's really big, if it would move I wouldn't know which way to run.

When I first saw it in the corner I almost had a heart-attack. But I had to use the toilet so I accepted respectfully its presence and I finished my job. I carefully closed the door, so it wouldn't visit my room... Then I inspected the space underneath my door, thinking it could creep underneath it.

Later when I went to the toilet, it wasn't there anymore. Then I saw it on the ceiling. Then it hid again. Today it came out of somewhere, it was holding on to the ceiling when I sat down on the toilet seat.

I wouldn't dare try to squish it, because I don't want to see it moving around... If it would move, I'd be very scared of it, as if it would become more like a person, as if it would attack.

So we deeply respect each other: I let it live and it freezes for a few minutes, when I use the toilet.

It's very thoughtful that it's such a respectful arachnid. I hope we'll live in peace until one of us moves out.

2 comments:

  1. vegyel egy kesztyut es nyomd agyon :) ne felj nem fog megharapni...ha pedig mar annyira tisztelitek egymast, akkor lehet bekeben is megfogtok leni (csak a pok maras kisse fajdalmas ;) )

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  2. kosz. mondom nem mernem agyonnyomni :P azota megint eltunt. kitudja, hol maszkal... ;))

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